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Our fantastic new menu is now available. Featuring 6 new ala carte main courses; 6 new desserts (including a chocolate indulgence section!); 6 new suggests dishes and a beautiful new drinks menu, we truly believe this is our best menu yet - and hope that you do too!
Whether you fancy a romantic meal for two, somewhere special for that family get together, or the perfect ingredients for a party with friends, you’re sure to find everything you need in the menus below.
white wine
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CHARDONNAY-SÉMILLON HARDYS "RIDDLE" (AUSTRALIA) Chilled citrus and crushed pineapples |
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CHENIN BLANC KLEINE ZALZE (SOUTH AFRICA) A tropical fruit explosion |
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SAUVIGNON BLANC VERAMONTE (CHILE) ha ha's favourite white - Fresh as a daisy with citrus fruits galore. |
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PINOT GRIGIO MARCHESINI (ITALY) Just-peeled ripe pears - simply delicious. |
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RIESLING VIDAL ESTATE (NEW ZEALAND) Intense tropical fruit aromas, complemented by delicious citrus zest and floral notes. |
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SAUVIGNON BLANC NOBILO (NEW ZEALAND) Gushing with grassy gooseberries - can you spot the grapefruit? |
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GAVI DI GAVI 'LA TOLEDANA' VILLA LANATA (ITALY) Soft and elegant, with gorgeous peach, pear & honey notes. |
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SANCERRE 'LES COLLINETTES' JOSEPH MELLOT (FRANCE) Stylish and crisply dry, with zingy gooseberry fruit. |
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CHARDONNAY SONOMA-CUTRER SONOMA COAST (USA) Benchmark Chardonnay with aromas of ginger and lemon zest, rich apple and pineapple flavours, spices and nutty complexity. |
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CHABLIS 'GLOIRE DE CHABLIS' J MOREAU (FRANCE) Classic Chablis with dry apple fruits and floral hints. |
rosé
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CABERNET-GRENACHE ROSÉ HARDYS 'RIDDLE' (AUSTRALIA) Ripe and fruity, with a splash of summery sweetness |
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ZINFANDEL ROSÉ FETZER 'VALLEY OAKS' CALIFORNIA (USA) Wonderful sweet strawberry & raspberry flavours, with a delightful freshness. |
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PINOT GRIGIO ROSATO MARCHESINI (ITALY) Full of fresh summer fruit aromas and flavours. |
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HA HA RECOMMENDS - CHÂTEAU DU SEUIL BORDEAUX ROSÉ (FRANCE) A sublime rosé, this is elegant and sophisticated, with a medley of summer fruits. |
red wine
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SHIRAZ-CABERNET HARDYS 'RIDDLE' (AUSTRALIA) Bursting with ripe blackberry fruits. |
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HA HA'S FAVOURITE RED - MERLOT VERAMONTE (CHILE) Overflowing with rich, juicy cherry and berry fruitiness. |
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SHIRAZ BAROSSA VALLEY ESTATE 'E MINOR' (AUSTRALIA) Glorious, vibrant mulberries, jumbled with vanilla and cream. |
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RIOJA CRIANZA DON JACOBO (SPAIN) Layered oak and ready-to-burst red berries. |
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CABERNET SAUVIGNON - MERLOT BOSCHENDAL 'LANOY' (SOUTH AFRICA) This is redolent of a super-ripe claret, with elegant, complex dark fruits. |
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PINOT NOIR ROBERT SKALLI CORSICA (FRANCE) Elegant blueberry and black cherry fruits abound in this classic French pinot noir. |
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RIOJA RESERVA DON JACOBO (SPAIN) Silky red berry fruits mingle with vanilla and creamed spices. |
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BAROLO 'I SIGLATI' SANT ORSOLA (ITALY) Superb - concentrated dark fruits, violets and rich, smoky cherry fruits. |
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CHÂTEAUNEUF-DU-PAPE DOMAINE DE L'ARNESQUE (FRANCE) Warming rich berry fruits are the hallmark of this multilayered classic. |
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CABERNET SAUVIGNON TORRES 'MAS LA PLANA' (SPAIN) World class - this is silky, elegant and bursting with ripe black fruits. |
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CHÂTEAU MUSAR (LEBANON) Serge Hochar's masterpiece plays out on the palate like an epic homage to mature Bordeaux-style elegance. |
champagne
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ANNA DE CODORNÍU CAVA (SPAIN) Cool, fresh apple and citrus fruit flavours abound in this very elegant cava. |
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PIPER-HEIDSIECK BRUT NV (FRANCE) Tantalising freshness and a richness of style. |
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LAURENT-PERRIER BRUT NV (FRANCE) Touches of lemon tree blossom and crunchy biscuits. |
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DUVAL-LEROY 'COLLECTION PARIS' BRUT NV (FRANCE) Exudes elegance and refinement, with flavours of fresh fruit, white flowers and hazelnut. |
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HA HA RECOMMENDS - PIPER-HEIDSIECK 'ROSÉ SAUVAGE' BRUT NV (FRANCE) Vibrant, freshly picked red fruits and bubbles of subtle spice. |
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LAURENT-PERRIER 'CUVÉE ROSÉ BRUT NV (FRANCE) A romantic rippling of soft berry bubbles. |
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BOLLINGER 'LA GRANDE ANNÉE' BRUT VINTAGE (FRANCE) A vintage Champagne with power and finesse - toasty richness and honeyed brioche notes. |
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KRUG 'GRANDE CUVÉE' BRUT NV (FRANCE) The summit of the Champagne-making art. |
classic cocktails
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HA HA RECOMMENDS - PIMM'S Summer in a glass! Pimm's with strawberries, cucumber, orange and mint, topped with lemonade. |
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MARGARITA Jose Cuervo Gold, shaken with Cointreau and fresh lime, served on the rocks in a salt-rimmed glass. |
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KEY WEST COOLER Smirnoff Black, Malibu and Archers, shaken with Ocean Spray cranberry juice and orange juice, then layered over Midori. |
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LONG ISLAND ICED TEA A tall mix of Bacardi Superior rum, Smirnoff Black, Jose Cuervo Gold, Tanqueray, Cointreau and lime juice, shaken over ice and topped with Coca-Cola. |
cocktails champagne
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BLING! BLING! 42 Below vodka with muddled fresh raspberries, Piper-Heidsieck champagne and Chambord, garnished with a juicy strawberry. |
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LUSH A sparkling combination of Piper-Heidsieck champagne, 42 Below vodka and Chambord. |
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KIWI BELLINI A delicious combination of fresh kiwi, Piper-Heidsieck champagne and 42 Below vodka. |
gin cocktails
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HA HA RECOMMENDS - BRAMBLE Bombay Sapphire poured over crushed ice, with fresh lemon and Chambord. |
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TWISTED RIDDLER Tanqueray shaken over ice with Midori, lemon juice and lime juice, then topped with ginger beer. |
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BRADFORD MARTINI Tanqueray shaken with a splash of vermouth and served straight. |
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TOM COLLINS Tanqueray shaken with lemon juice and soda. |
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CUCUMBER COLLINS Hendricks gin muddled with cucumber and mint, served with lime juice over crushed ice and topped with ginger ale. |
gin
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BOMBAY SAPPHIRE |
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HENDRICK'S |
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TANQUERAY |
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TANQUERAY 10 |
vodka cocktails
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COSMOPOLITAN A girl's best friend! Grey Goose citron vodka, Cointreau, Ocean Spray cranberry juice and fresh lime. |
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HA HA RECOMMENDS - BLOODY MARY Sunday in a glass! 42 Below vodka, gently mixed with tomato juice, Tabasco and Worcestershire sauce, then garnished with a celery stick |
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LEMONGRAD Smirnoff Black and Grey Goose citron vodka, shaken with lemon juice and elderflower cordial, then topped with tonic. |
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VODKA RED BULL |
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BISON Zubrowka vodka with lime, mint and pressed apple juice. |
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FRENCH MARTINI A fruity twist on the classic - Smirnoff Black, shaken over ice, with Chambord and pineapple juice. |
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COOLMAN MARTINI Zubrowka vodka and Cointreau, shaken over ice with pressed apple juice and served with a splash of lemon. |
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HONEY & HAZELNUT MARTINI Stolichnaya Vanil vodka, cacao dark, Kahlúa, Frangelico, honey and a dash of cream, all shaken with ice, then served with a dusting of chocolate. |
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KIWI COLLINS Smirnoff Black muddled with fresh kiwi and lemon juice, topped with soda. |
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PASSION FRUIT & LYCHEE CAIPIROVSKA Smirnoff Black, fresh lime and passion fruit & lychee purée, served over crushed ice. |
vodka
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42 BELOW |
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GREY GOOSE |
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SMIRNOFF BLACK |
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STOLICHNAYA |
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WYBOROVA |
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ZUBROWKA |
rum cocktails
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HA HA RECOMMENDS - CLASSIC Fresh lime, mint and sugar, muddled with Bacardi Superior rum, then served over crushed ice. |
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LEMON AND ELDERFLOWER A refreshing mix of Bacardi Superior rum, elderflower, mint and lemon, topped with soda. |
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RASPBERRY A delicious combination of Bacardi Superior rum, with muddled fresh raspberries, mint and sugar, served over crushed ice, with a splash of Chambord. |
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STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI A simple classic! Bacardi Superior rum, shaken with strawberry purée, sugar and fresh lime juice. |
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DUNE BUG Malibu, Midori melon liqueur and créme de banane, shaken over ice, with pineapple juice and lime. |
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RUM PUNCH A punchy blend of Gosling's rum and Angostura bitters, with a dash of lime and sugar. |
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DARK AND STORMY Bermuda produces and exports two things: Gosling's rum and ginger beer. Put them together and you get this Bermuda Islands legend. |
rum
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BACARDI SUPERIOR |
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GOSLING'S |
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MALIBU |
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MORGAN SPICED |
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SAILOR JERRY |
caipirinhas
Cachaca is the national spirit of Brazil, where two billion litres are consumed annually. Its name means 'little countryside drink'.
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CLASSIC Drink the spirit of Brazil - cachaca with lime and sugar, served over crushed ice. |
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BRAZILIAN BERRY One for the fruit-lovers - fresh raspberries, muddled with sauvignon blanc, cachaca and Chambord, then served over crushed ice. |
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PASSION FRUIT & LYCHEE CAIPIROVSKA Smirnoff Black, fresh lime and passion fruit & lychee purée, served over crushed ice. |
whisky cocktails
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HA HA RECOMMENDS - THE SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN Try a smoother side of Jack Daniel's, with twice-charcoalmellowed Gentleman Jack, blended with Grand Marnier, Tuaca and orange bitters, then topped with lemonade. |
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LYNCHBURG LEMONADE Jack Daniel's and Cointreau, shaken over ice with fresh lemon juice and topped with lemonade. |
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VELVET ELVIS Jack Daniel's, with Chambord, fresh lemon juice and sugar, topped with soda. |
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THE JAMESON IRISH MULE Jameson Irish whiskey, mixed with ginger beer, Angostura bitters and a squeeze of lime. |
whisky
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BELL'S |
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FAMOUS GROUSE |
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GLENFIDDICH |
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JAMESON |
bourbon
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BULLEIT |
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GENTLEMAN JACK |
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JACK DANIEL'S |
bottled beers, ales and ciders
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PERONI 5.1% abv 330ml bottle |
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CORONA 5% abv 330ml bottle |
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BUDWEISER 5% abv 330ml bottle |
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STELLA ARTOIS 5% abv 330ml bottle |
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BECK'S 5% abv 330ml bottle |
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BECK'S BLUE 0% abv 330ml bottle |
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BOMBARDIER 5.2% abv 500ml bottle |
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LONDON PRIDE 4.7% abv 500ml bottle |
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OLD SPECKLED HEN 5.2% abv 500ml bottle |
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MAGNERS ORIGINAL OR PEAR 4.5% abv 568ml bottle |
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WESTONS ORIGINAL 4.5% abv 568ml bottle |
smoothies and juices
These smoothies and juices are alcohol-free and blended to order.
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SUPERBERRY A delicious blend of raspberry, pomegranate and Ocean Spray cranberry juice. |
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TROPICAL CITY An exotic blend of passion fruit, kiwi, apple, orange and honey. |
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PACIFIC BREEZE A refreshing medley of raspberry, apple and honey, with a hint of citrus. |
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STRAWBERRY AND BANANA Strawberry & banana smoothie, blended with milk and honey. |
soft drinks
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FRESH ORANGE JUICE |
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OCEAN SPRAY CRANBERRY JUICE |
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STRATHMORE SPARKLING WATER 330ml/750ml bottle |
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STRATHMORE STILL WATER 330ml/750ml bottle |
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COKE/DIET COKE 330ml bottle |
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APPLETISER/PEARTISER 275ml bottle |
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FRUITISER POMEGRANATE & RASPBERRY 275ml bottle |
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FRUITISER MANGO & MANDARIN 275ml bottle |
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BELVOIR ORGANIC SPARKLING ELDERFLOWER PRESSÉ 250ml bottle |
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BELVOIR ORGANIC SPARKLING LEMONADE PRESSÉ 250ml bottle |
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BELVOIR ORGANIC SPARKLING GINGER BEER PRESSÉ 250ml bottle |
hot drinks
All of our coffees and Twinings teas are served with a mini shortbread.
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LATTE |
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CAPPUCCINO |
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AMERICANO |
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ESPRESSO |
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MACCHIATO |
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MOCHA |
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HOT CHOCOLATE |
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TWININGS ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA |
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TWININGS EARL GREY TEA |
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TWININGS GREEN TEA Pure green tea, full of health-giving nutrients, including antioxidants - cleansing and refreshing. |
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TWININGS FRUIT TEAS cranberry & raspberry tea; lemon & ginger tea; peppermint tea |
liqueur coffees
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HA HA RECOMMENDS - BAILEYS (BAILEYS) |
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HIGHLAND (DRAMBUIE) |
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ITALIAN (AMARETTO) |
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PARISIAN (BRANDY) |
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ROYAL FRENCH (GRAND MARNIER) |
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JAMAICAN (TIA MARIA) |
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IRISH (JAMESON) |
port
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SANDEMAN 10-YEAR-OLD TAWNY |
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SANDEMAN LBV 2000 |
brandy
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COURVOISIER VS |
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COURVOISIER VSOP |