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menus for ha ha bar & grill Milton Keynes
Our fantastic new menu is now available. Featuring 6 new ala carte main courses; 6 new desserts (including a chocolate indulgence section!); 6 new suggests dishes and a beautiful new drinks menu, we truly believe this is our best menu yet - and hope that you do too!
Whether you fancy a romantic meal for two, somewhere special for that family get together, or the perfect ingredients for a party with friends, you’re sure to find everything you need in the menus below.
starters
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SOUP OF THE DAY Freshly made soup, served with your choice of bread. |
£4.25 |
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CHICKEN SATAY SKEWERS Grilled, marinated farm-assured chicken fillets, served with a pot of peanut sauce, coriander and seasonal leaves. |
£4.95 |
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MELON AND SERRANO HAM Galia melon and serrano ham, dressed with rocket and a citrus dressing. |
£4.95 |
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TOMATO BRUSCHETTA Fresh cherry vine tomatoes, mixed with red onion and rocket pesto, served on toasted ciabatta, topped with extra-virgin olive oil and fresh basil, then garnished with lamb's lettuce. |
£4.25 |
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MUSHROOM BRUSCHETTA Pan-fried portobello, Paris brown and button mushrooms, served on toasted ciabatta, topped with crumbled Stilton and garnished with lamb's lettuce. |
£4.95 |
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KING PRAWN COCKTAIL On a bed of iceberg lettuce, with cucumber and lemon, drizzled with a cocktail sauce and served with your choice of bread. |
£5.75 |
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CHICKEN LIVER, PORK & SCOTTISH HEATHER HONEY PÂTÉ Served with sticky onion relish and your choice of bread |
£4.95 |
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PAN-FRIED GOAT'S CHEESE WITH ONION MARMALADE Served on a crostini, with plum tomato and dressed seasonal leaves. |
£4.95 |
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HOT GRILLED KING PRAWNS Served with garlic, chilli & parsley butter, lamb's lettuce and a lime wedge. |
£6.45 |
sharers
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BAKED CAMEMBERT Rich and creamy baked Camembert, served with grapes, celery, sticky onion relish and your choice of bread. |
£8.95 |
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NACHOS Crispy flour tortillas, seasoned with Cajun spices and topped with mozzarella and Cheddar, sour cream, guacamole, tomato salsa, chillies, spring onion and coriander. |
£8.25 |
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NACHOS WITH CHICKEN AND PEPPERS Crispy flour tortillas, seasoned with Cajun spices and topped with farm-assured chicken breast, mixed peppers, mozzarella, Cheddar, sour cream, guacamole, tomato salsa, chillies, spring onion and coriander. |
£9.95 |
salads
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GREEK Seasonal mixed leaves, feta cheese, plum tomato, cucumber, olives and mint, tossed together in extra-virgin olive oil and lemon juice, served with pitta bread. |
£8.95 |
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HOT BEEF 28-day-aged British rump steak, flavoured with chimichurri and tossed with roasted sweet potato, mixed peppers and seasonal leaves, in a citrus dressing. |
£10.75 |
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CHICKEN CAESAR Farm-assured chicken breast, grilled and served with Cos lettuce, anchovies and ciabatta croutons, tossed in a Caesar dressing and topped with grana padano and chives. |
£8.95 |
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CHICKEN AND CHORIZO Pan-fried, farm-assured chicken breast and spicy chorizo, with roasted butternut squash and mixed peppers, tossed in an orange & pomegranate sauce and served on dressed seasonal leaves. |
£9.75 |
fresh from the grill
All of our 28-day-aged British steaks are char-grilled, served with potato dauphinoise or skinny chips, grilled plum tomato and a lamb's lettuce garnish.
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8OZ BRITISH RUMP Strong-flavoured and firm-textured steak, with a great taste. |
£13.95 | |
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8OZ BRITISH SIRLOIN This classic cut, from the heart of the beef loin, combines tenderness and flavour - an outstanding steak-lover's steak. |
£14.95 | |
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10OZ BRITISH RIB-EYE This steak is for the true meat connoisseur - a combination of tenderness, flavour and succulence. |
£16.95 | |
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7OZ BRITISH FILLET The tenderest of steaks, grilled to your liking and served with the above, plus buttered courgette, green beans and broccoli. |
£20.95 | |
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MIXED GRILL Welsh lamb cutlets, farm-assured chicken breast, Lincolnshire sausage and an 8oz British rump steak, served with onion rings. |
£21.95 | |
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WELSH LAMB CUTLETS Simply served with a mint jus. |
£14.95 | |
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ADD THREE BUTTERFLY KING PRAWNS TO YOUR STEAK |
£2.50 | |
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ADD A SAUCE OR TOPPING TO YOUR STEAK: blue cheese sauce; peppercorn sauce; hot steak sauce |
£1.95 | |
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LEMON & GARLIC CHICKEN Farm-assured double chicken breast, char-grilled and served with grilled plum tomato, a dressed lamb's lettuce garnish and your choice of potato dauphinoise or skinny chips. |
£11.95 | |
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CHICKEN BREAST WITH SERRANO HAM Farm-assured chicken breast, topped with melted mozzarella and crispy serrano ham, drizzled with extra-virgin olive oil and rocket pesto, served on seasonal potatoes and green beans, in a rich cherry tomato sauce. |
£10.45 | |
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WELSH LAMB SKEWERS Spicy harrisa-marinated lamb, grilled with courgette and peppers and served with a Greek salad, tzatziki and pitta bread. |
£14.95 | |
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CHICKEN SKEWERS Farm-assured chicken breast, marinated in lemon, garlic & extra-virgin olive oil, grilled with courgette and peppers and served with a Greek salad, tzatziki and pitta bread. |
£12.95 | |
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SCOTTISH SALMON Fresh Scottish salmon, with seasonal vegetables, potatoes and a lime & coriander butter. |
£13.45 | |
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SEA BASS Fresh sea bass, served with roasted courgette, mixed peppers, butternut squash, red onion and black olives, in a rich cherry tomato sauce. |
£13.95 | |
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8OZ BRITISH BEEF BURGER |
£9.75 | |
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CHEESE & BACON 8OZ BRITISH BEEF BURGER Our 8oz British beef burger, topped with smoked back bacon and Emmental cheese. |
£10.75 | |
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CHICKEN FILLET BURGER Farm-assured chicken breast and smoked back bacon, topped with melting mozzarella and a rocket pesto. |
£9.25 |
pastas and risottos
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VEGETABLE PAPPARDELLE Grilled courgette ribbons, balsamic-roasted cherry tomatoes, chilli, rocket and garlic, dressed with lemon, fresh basil and grana padano. |
£8.45 |
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CHICKEN & CHORIZO TORTIGLIONI Farm-assured chicken breast, spicy chorizo and mixed peppers, pan-fried with a rich cherry tomato sauce and tossed into tortiglioni pasta, with fresh basil and grana padano. |
£9.95 |
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MEATBALL TAGLIATELLE Beef & pork meatballs in a rich cherry tomato sauce, garnished with fresh basil, grana padano and extra-virgin olive oil. |
£9.95 |
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SEAFOOD RISOTTO Salmon, haddock and king prawns, with green beans, in creamy Arborio rice, topped with grana padano, drizzled with extra-virgin olive oil and served with a lemon wedge. |
£11.95 |
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BUTTERNUT SQUASH, BLUE CHEESE & WALNUT RISOTTO Roasted butternut squash, toasted walnuts, Stilton and spinach, in creamy Arborio rice, topped with fresh parsley, grana padano and drizzled with extra-virgin olive oil. |
£10.45 |
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ADD A GRILLED SCOTTISH SALMON FILLET OR A LEMON & GARLIC CHICKEN BREAST |
£3.95 |
ha ha favourites
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HAND-CRUMBED HADDOCK FISH FINGERS Haddock fillet, freshly hand-crumbed and served with skinny chips, minted mushy peas and tartare sauce. |
£9.25 |
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HAND-CRUMBED CHICKEN KIEV Farm-assured chicken breast, filled with roasted garlic butter, coated in ciabatta breadcrumbs and served with onion rings, coleslaw, plum tomato and skinny chips. |
£11.95 |
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10OZ GAMMON, EGGS AND SKINNY CHIPS |
£9.25 |
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FISHCAKES Oven-roasted salmon, haddock, buttery Maris Piper mashed potato & spring onion fishcakes, served with coleslaw and dressed seasonal leaves. |
£9.25 |
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SAUSAGES AND MASH Lincolnshire sausages, served with buttery Maris Piper champ mashed potato and a rich red wine & balsamic sauce. |
£9.95 |
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PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM Baked portobello mushroom, served with roasted courgette, mixed peppers, butternut squash, red onion and black olives, in a rich cherry tomato sauce. |
£8.45 |
side orders
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OLIVES |
£1.95 |
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BREADS Your choice of crusty ciabatta, sesame & pumpkin or cheese bread, served with extra-virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar. |
£2.25 |
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COLESLAW |
£1.50 |
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BUTTERED COURGETTE, GREEN BEANS AND BROCCOLI |
£1.95 |
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BUTTERED CARROTS |
£1.95 |
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GARLIC CIABATTA |
£2.75 |
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GREEK SALAD |
£3.95 |
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PLAIN CAESAR SALAD |
£3.95 |
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SKINNY CHIPS, WITH DIJON MUSTARD MAYONNAISE |
£2.75 |
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HAND-CUT MARIS PIPER FAT CHIPS, WITH TARTARE SAUCE |
£2.75 |
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SEASONAL POTATOES |
£2.75 |
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ONION RINGS Served with a sour cream & chive dip. |
£2.75 |
lunch
lunch from £6 available every day until 5pm
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BREADS AND OLIVES Olives, with your choice of crusty ciabatta, sesame & pumpkin or cheese bread, served with extra-virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar. |
£3.50 |
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CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP Farm-assured chicken breast, Cos lettuce and grana padano, tossed in a Caesar dressing and wrapped in a flour tortilla. |
£6.00 |
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GRILLED HALLOUMI & ROASTED VEGETABLE WRAP Lightly grilled halloumi cheese, served with roasted mixed peppers, sweet potato, rocket pesto and mixed leaves, all wrapped in a flour tortilla. |
£6.00 |
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CHICKEN & BACON CLUB SANDWICH Toasted double-decker sandwich of farm-assured chicken breast, smoked back bacon, iceberg lettuce and tomato. |
£6.00 |
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BLT SANDWICH Crispy smoked back bacon, Cos lettuce, plum tomato and mayonnaise, served in toasted bread. |
£6.00 |
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HAND CRUMBED HADDOCK FISH FINGER SANDWICH Haddock fillet, freshly hand-crumbed and served with seasonal leaves, plum tomato and tartare sauce, in a toasted bun, and garnished with a lemon wedge. |
£6.50 |
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BEAN BURGER Dressed with plum tomato, iceberg lettuce and mayonnaise, in a toasted bun, and served with salsa. |
£7.00 |
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4OZ BRITISH RUMP STEAK SANDWICH 28-day-aged British rump steak, served with sautéed onion, Cos lettuce, plum tomato and mayonnaise, in a toasted bun. |
£7.50 |
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CHICKEN FILLET BURGER Farm-assured chicken breast, dressed with plum tomato, iceberg lettuce and mayonnaise, topped with mozzarella and a rocket pesto, in a toasted bun, and served with salsa. |
£7.75 |
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10OZ GAMMON AND EGGS |
£7.75 |
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HAND-CRUMBED HADDOCK FISH FINGERS Haddock fillet, freshly hand-crumbed and served with minted mushy peas and tartare sauce. |
£7.75 |
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FISHCAKES Freshly made oven-roasted salmon, haddock, buttery Maris Piper mashed potato & spring onion fishcakes, served with coleslaw and dressed seasonal leaves. |
£7.75 |
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SAUSAGES AND MASH Lincolnshire sausages, served with buttery Maris Piper champ mashed potato and a rich red wine & balsamic sauce. |
£7.75 |
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CHICKEN & CHORIZO TORTIGLIONI Farm-assured chicken breast, spicy chorizo and mixed peppers, pan-fried with a tomato & garlic sauce and tossed into tortiglioni pasta, with fresh basil and grana padano. |
£7.75 |
All of our dishes are prepared in kitchens where nuts and flour are commonly used. Unfortunately, we cannot guarantee that our dishes are free from traces of these products. All dishes may contain items not mentioned in the menu descriptions; some products may contain small bones.
Please notify your server (before ordering), if you have a particular allergy or requirement.

