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Our fantastic new menu is now available. Featuring 6 new ala carte main courses; 6 new desserts (including a chocolate indulgence section!); 6 new suggests dishes and a beautiful new drinks menu, we truly believe this is our best menu yet - and hope that you do too!
Whether you fancy a romantic meal for two, somewhere special for that family get together, or the perfect ingredients for a party with friends, you’re sure to find everything you need in the menus below.
cocktails champagne
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BLING! BLING! 42 Below vodka with muddled fresh raspberries, Piper-Heidsieck champagne and Chambord, garnished with a juicy strawberry. |
£6.95 |
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LUSH A sparkling combination of Piper-Heidsieck champagne, 42 Below vodka and Chambord. |
£6.95 |
mojitos
One of the world's most refreshing cocktails and a Cuban legend.
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LEMON AND ELDERFLOWER A refreshing mix of Bacardi Superior rum, elderflower, mint and lemon, topped with soda. |
£5.95 |
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CLASSIC Fresh lime, mint and sugar, muddled with Bacardi Superior rum, then served over crushed ice. |
£5.95 |
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BISON Zubrowka vodka with lime, mint and pressed apple juice. |
£5.95 |
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RASPBERRY A delicious combination of Bacardi Superior rum, with muddled fresh raspberries, mint and sugar, served over crushed ice, with a splash of Chambord. |
£5.95 |
retro
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STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI A simple classic! Bacardi Superior rum, shaken with strawberry purée, sugar and fresh lime juice. |
£5.95 | |
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DARK AND STORMY Bermuda produces and exports two things: Gosling's rum and ginger beer. Put them together and you get this Bermuda Islands legend. |
£5.95 | £12.95 |
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TWISTED RIDDLER Tanqueray shaken over ice with Midori, lemon and lime juice, then topped with ginger beer. |
£5.95 | £12.95 |
classic
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BLOODY MARY Sunday in a glass! 42 Below vodka, gently mixed with tomato juice, Tabasco and Worcestershire sauce, then garnished with a celery stick. |
£5.95 | |
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COSMOPOLITAN A girl's best friend! Grey Goose citron vodka, Cointreau, Ocean Spray cranberry juice and fresh lime. |
£5.95 | |
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MARGARITA Jose Cuervo Gold, shaken with Cointreau and fresh lime, served on the rocks in a salt-rimmed glass. |
£5.95 | |
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THE SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN Crafted from Mr Jack Daniel's own private recipe, this smooth whiskey is blended with Grand Marnier, Tuaca and orange bitters and topped with lemonade. |
£5.95 | |
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LONG ISLAND ICED TEA A tall mix of Bacardi Superior rum, Smirnoff Black, Jose Cuervo Gold, Tanqueray, Cointreau and lime juice, shaken over ice and topped with Coca-Cola. |
£5.95 | £12.95 |
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LYNCHBURG LEMONADE Jack Daniel's and Cointreau, shaken over ice with fresh lemon juice and topped with lemonade. |
£5.95 | £12.95 |
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KEY WEST COOLER Smirnoff Black, Malibu and Archers, shaken with Ocean Spray cranberry juice and orange juice, then layered over Midori. |
£5.95 | £12.95 |
martinis
First created around the turn of the century, containing gin and vermouth, the martini family later allowed vodka in - this has spawned a new group of drinks and variants.
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FRENCH A fruity twist on the classic - Smirnoff Black, shaken over ice, with Chambord and pineapple juice. |
£5.95 |
caipirinhas
Cachaça is the national spirit of Brazil, where two billion litres are consumed annually. Its name means "little countryside drink".
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CLASSIC Drink the spirit of Brazil - cachaça with lime and sugar, served over crushed ice. |
£5.95 |
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PASSION FRUIT & LYCHEE CAIPIROVSKA Smirnoff Black, fresh lime and passion fruit & lychee purée, served over crushed ice. |
£5.95 |
white wine
soft, juicy whites
| 175ml Glass | 250ml Glass | 750ml Bottle | |
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CHARDONNAY-SEMILLON HARDYS "RIDDLE" (AUSTRALIA) Chilled citrus and crushed pineapples |
£3.20 | £4.50 | £12.95 |
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HA HA'S FAVOURITE WHITE CHENIN BLANC KLEINE ZALZE (SOUTH AFRICA) A tropical fruit explosion |
£4.00 | £5.70 | £16.45 |
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VIOGNIER "ACCADEMIA DEL SOLE" CALATRASI SICILY (ITALY) Apricot chunks and creamed vanilla hints. |
£4.50 | £6.25 | £18.45 |
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GAVI DI GAVI "LA TOLEDANA" VILLA LANATA (ITALY) Soft and elegant, with gorgeous peach, pear & honey notes. |
£21.95 | ||
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SAUVIGNON BLANC CASA LA JOYA (CHILE) Fresh as a daisy, with citrus fruits galore. |
£3.80 | £5.30 | £15.45 |
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PINOT GRIGIO MARCHESINI (ITALY) Just-peeled ripe pears - simply delicious. |
£4.00 | £5.70 | £16.45 |
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RIESLING VIDAL ESTATE (NEW ZEALAND) Intense tropical fruit aromas, complemented by delicious citrus zest and floral notes. |
£4.75 | £6.75 | £19.45 |
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SAUVIGNON BLANC NOBILO (NEW ZEALAND) Gushing with grassy gooseberries - can you spot the grapefruit? |
£5.00 | £7.05 | £20.45 |
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SANCERRE "LES COLLINETTES" JOSEPH MELLOT (FRANCE) Stylish and crisply dry, with zingy gooseberry fruit. |
£25.95 | ||
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CHABLIS "GLOIRE DE CHABLIS" J MOREAU (FRANCE) Classic Chablis with dry apple fruits and floral hints. |
£26.95 |
rose
| 175ml Glass | 250ml Glass | 750ml Bottle | |
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CABERNET-GRENACHE ROSE HARDYS "RIDDLE" (AUSTRALIA) Ripe and fruity, with a splash of summery sweetness |
£3.20 | £4.50 | £12.95 |
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ZINFANDEL ROSE FETZER "VALLEY OAKS" CALIFORNIA (USA) Wonderful sweet strawberry & raspberry flavours, with a delightful freshness. |
£3.80 | £5.30 | £15.45 |
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HA HA'S FAVOURITE ROSE PINOT GRIGIO ROSATO MARCHESINI (ITALY) Full of fresh summer fruit aromas and flavours. |
£4.30 | £5.90 | £17.45 |
red wine
smooth, fruity reds
| 175ml Glass | 250ml Glass | 750ml Bottle | |
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SHIRAZ-CABERNET HARDYS "RIDDLE" (AUSTRALIA) Bursting with ripe blackberry fruits. |
£3.20 | £4.50 | £12.95 |
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HA HA'S FAVOURITE RED MERLOT CASA LA JOYA (CHILE) A cherry & raspberry whirl. |
£3.80 | £5.30 | £15.45 |
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SHIRAZ BAROSSA VALLEY ESTATE "E MINOR" (AUSTRALIA) Glorious, vibrant mulberries, jumbled with vanilla and cream. |
£4.30 | £5.90 | £17.45 |
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CABERNET SAUVIGNON-MERLOT BOSCHENDAL "LANOY" (SOUTH AFRICA) This is redolent of a super-ripe claret, with elegant, complex dark fruits. |
£4.75 | £6.75 | £19.45 |
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PINOT NOIR ROBERT SKALLI CORSICA (FRANCE) Elegant blueberry and black cherry fruits abound in this classic French pinot noir. |
£5.00 | £7.05 | £20.45 |
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RIOJA CRIANZA DON JACOBO (SPAIN) Layered oak and ready-to-burst red berries. |
£4.40 | £6.10 | £17.95 |
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RIOJA RESERVA DON JACOBO (SPAIN) Silky red berry fruits mingle with vanilla and creamed spices. |
£5.45 | £7.75 | £22.45 |
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BAROLO "I SIGLATI" SANT ORSOLA (ITALY) Superb - concentrated dark fruits, violets and rich, smoky cherry fruits. |
£25.95 | ||
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CHATEAUNEUF-DU-PAPE DOMAINE DE L'ARNESQUE (FRANCE) GF Warming rich berry fruits are the hallmark of this multilayered classic. |
£27.45 |
champagne and prosecco
| 125ml Glass | 750ml Bottle | |
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PROSECCO FANTINEL EXTRA DRY (ITALY) Wonderfully fresh and apple-like, with a soft, rounded finish. |
£3.95 | £19.95 |
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PIPER-HEIDSIECK BRUT NV (FRANCE) Tantalising freshness and a richness of style. |
£5.95 | £35.00 |
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LAURENT-PERRIER BRUT NV (FRANCE) Touches of lemon tree blossom and crunchy biscuits. |
£45.00 | |
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HA HA'S FAVOURITE CHAMPAGNE DUVAL-LEROY "COLLECTION PARIS" BRUT NV (FRANCE) Exudes elegance and refinement, with flavours of fresh fruit, white flowers and hazelnut. |
£45.00 | |
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PIPER-HEIDSIECK "ROSE SAUVAGE" BRUT NV (FRANCE) Vibrant, freshly picked red fruits and bubbles of subtle spice. |
£52.00 | |
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LAURENT-PERRIER "CUVEE ROSE" BRUT NV (FRANCE) A romantic rippling of soft berry bubbles. |
£60.00 | |
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BOLLINGER "LA GRANDE ANNEE" BRUT VINTAGE (FRANCE) A vintage Champagne with power and finesse - toasty richness and honeyed brioche notes. |
£70.00 | |
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KRUG "GRANDE CUVEE" BRUT NV (FRANCE) The summit of the Champagne-making art. |
£125.00 |
liqueur coffees
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HA HA'S FAVOURITE HIGHLAND (DRAMBUIE) |
£4.75 |
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ITALIAN (AMARETTO) |
£4.75 |
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BAILEYS (BAILEYS) |
£4.75 |
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PARISIAN (BRANDY) |
£4.75 |
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ROYAL FRENCH (GRAND MARNIER) |
£4.75 |
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JAMAICAN (TIA MARIA) |
£4.75 |
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IRISH (JAMESON) |
£4.75 |
port
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SANDEMAN 10-YEAR-OLD TAWNY |
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SANDEMAN LBV 2000 |
brandy
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COURVOISIER VS |
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COURVOISIER VSOP |
hot drinks
All of our coffee is Fairtrade and our tea Twinings. Hot drinks are served with a mini shortbread.
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LATTE |
£2.25 | |
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CAPPUCCINO |
£2.25 | |
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AMERICANO |
£2.00 | |
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ESPRESSO |
£1.75 | |
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MACCHIATO |
£1.75 | |
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MOCHA |
£2.75 | |
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HOT CHOCOLATE |
£2.75 | |
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ENGLISH BREAKFAST TEA |
£1.95 | |
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EARL GREY TEA |
£1.95 | |
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GREEN TEA |
£1.95 | |
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FRUIT TEAS Cranberry & Raspberry, Earl Grey, English, Green, Lemon & Ginger, Peppermint. |
£1.95 |
smoothies and juices
These smoothies and juices are alcohol-free and blended to order.
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SUPERBERRY A delicious blend of raspberry, pomegranate and Ocean Spray cranberry juice. |
£3.95 |
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TROPICAL CITY An exotic blend of passion fruit, kiwi, apple, orange and honey. |
£3.95 |
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PACIFIC BREEZE A refreshing medley of raspberry, apple and honey, with a hint of citrus. |
£3.95 |
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STRAWBERRY AND BANANA Strawberry & banana smoothie, blended with milk and honey. |
£3.95 |
soft drinks
| 330ml Bottle | 750ml Bottle | ||
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FRESH ORANGE JUICE |
£1.95 | ||
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OCEAN SPRAY CRANBERRY JUICE |
£1.95 | ||
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HILDON SPARKLING OR STILL WATER |
£1.75 | £2.95 | |
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COKE OR DIET COKE |
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APPLETISER OR PEARTISER |
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FRUITISER POMEGRANATE & RASPBERRY OR MANGO & MANDARIN |

